Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
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I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
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i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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