when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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