I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
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Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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