I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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