He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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