You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
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You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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