Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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