this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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