My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
