If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
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he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
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It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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