he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
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