She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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