Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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