I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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