We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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