Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
