K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
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I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
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apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I just gargled with NyQuil
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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