Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
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I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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