It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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