i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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