Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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