Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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