But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.