how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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