thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
