I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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