One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
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I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
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*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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