I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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