Im at strip club and am horny
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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