brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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