Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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