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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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