It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
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Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
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Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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