i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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