I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
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In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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