have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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