Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
