Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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