This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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