I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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