That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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