I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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