That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
porn star boner night. come get it.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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