Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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