Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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