I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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