yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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