dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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