ugly people sure do ruin things
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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