Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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