Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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