Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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