please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
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okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
"Uno mรกs" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
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