So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
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It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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