That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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