i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Randomize
