Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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