Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
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