Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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