How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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